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altonym:

Beer honestly just tastes how I imagine urine to taste it is so rank and people are always like nah try this because this is special Beer and then it’s like oh ok urine with cinnamon in it great

(via gagas-bassoon-solo)

me: hello darkness my old friend
darkness: do i know u

trelyon:

If zombies ever attack just go to Costco… they have concrete walls… years of foods and supplies… and best of all the zombies can’t get in without a Costco membership card

(via thephlorescentleech)

hanahaley:

 favorite houses in san francisco, from my instagram

(via bobdylanoffical)

slayboybunny:

everything is a competition unless I’m losing and then fuck off not everything has to be a competition asshole

(via elder-schraderham)

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

(Source: naho-tan, via whoarethemodwolves)

blastortoise:

it’s weird how straight boys will find out that a girl is bisexual and then think that girl wants to fuck them with another girl. And if they find out a guy is gay they think that guy wants to fuck them.

No one wants to have sex with you. You are are not cute. At all.

(Source: jizeru-jueru, via bobdylanoffical)

clittered:

holy shit

(Source: sandandglass, via lokistribble)

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

(via okay)